![]() She's from Georgia, but her accent sounded too realistic. How about a blonde babe with a thick, fake Southern accent?" "Check. That'll alert everybody that he's not one of those brainy Asians. It wasn't easy, but we found one with a mullet." "Perfect. Did y'all find that tough-looking Asian guy?" "Check. How about a Latino woman with an unnecessarily bad attitude?" "You mean the J-Lo wannabe? Check." "Good. Who is Morris Chestnut?" "Well, we thought it was a brand of chewing tobacco, but he's actually who we're gonna use as our tough black guy." "Oh, OK. Don't wanna be accused of stereotyping." "Good idea. But let's put a tough black dude in there as well. All right, I've kept this secret, but I actually sat in on a production meeting for Anacondas and here's how it went down: "Annoying black dude who just screams the whole time?" "Check. Bring the crackers because mama, this movie is bringin' the cheese! If there has ever been a more culturally diverse group of no-name actors to brave the jungles of Borneo then I'll end my movie reviewing career right now (future users of the Alan Smithee pseudonym applaud).
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